Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

liniment sniffer

Liniment Sniffer, a person who hang's around football club rooms on game day for no good reason.

Look at that guy over there, he's a liniment sniffer, 3 weeks in a row.

by Double Doubles May 4, 2017

Sneaky Sniker

Sneaky Snikers are One Of The Most Dangerous Animals In The World, who are attracted to kazoos , Play one and they’ll kill you.

“Croikey, It’s a Sneaky Sniker!”

by JungJavaLittle August 11, 2018

Snail Sniffer

Men names Marshall who get salty when they can’t find the snail.

Marshall is a “salty snail sniffer”

by The_og_giraffe November 9, 2021

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.

Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Slifer

To steal little or more items without being noticed at all, or even persuade or lie the item(s) into your hands. A person who steals too much, or lies abundantly.

Dog, your lighter just got slifered.
Don't slifer my food, man!
Why are you always such a slifer when we hang out?

by NIKKZOR December 11, 2007

Party Sniper

A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.

(this just happened and inspired me to write this)

Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.

by Edgell January 13, 2008