smoker

One who puts poison in their body. If kept up, smokers will eventually die unpeacefully by sufficating.

Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.

--5 years later--

Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott

by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

Pickle Smoker

One who handles pickles (ie, penises and/or cocks and balls) in a cigarette-like fashion.

Shevin can pickle smoke with the best of 'em. He is a true Pickle Smoker.

by yellowcorn January 7, 2008

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Scavenger Smoker

A person who often uses others or bums from other people for a hit or maybe an entire tobacco or marijuana cigarette. Often times a person becomes a scavenger smoker because of lack of income.

Scavenger smoker: "You know if I had be some weed I'd smoke it wit' you, don't be stengy."

by nitkthenyetminder November 19, 2004

Pole smoker

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.

1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker

by gonadman April 5, 2007

pro-smoker

The opposite of an anti-smoker. Love smoking and feel good about it.

Leilene was smoking again after class! She says she will never quit and those who want her to can go fuck themselves. She's such a pro-smoker!

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

smoker

A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.

Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)

by Goldfish United! March 2, 2009