eastcoast smoothie

when a male eats a marshmellow out of a female's butt hole
hey did you hear about jason?
The Ginger?
Yea, he gave brian an eastcoast smoothie!
Really?
Yea, its on his facebook
by S.MClaxer April 18, 2008
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Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.
"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"
by alabamanator October 28, 2009
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hot smoothie

Anal sex while the taker poops.
"...And then she started to poop!"
"Oh man, hot smoothie!"
by Jeff MacDonald July 23, 2006
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Chicken Smoothie

A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.
Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...
by scabbed wings September 01, 2015
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sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
by Hough Januss May 26, 2018
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watermelon smoothie

Getting a golden shower while getting breastfeeding milk squirted in your mouth
The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth
by London lemongrass May 09, 2019
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Doobie Smoothie

Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!
Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The SAGGY WAFFLE! August 08, 2010
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