Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

Gouche Smooch

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.

1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 17, 2016

the smooch zone

When you have that one friend and your conversations are getting a little flirty, and their touching you more then usual
and their giving you the look and you know their into you and your into them then you go into the smooch zone.

Girl: Me and Brian watched a movie and he went into the smooch zone with me. It was amazing

by Ushas June 17, 2018

men smoocher

Someone who isn't gay but like to kiss men, usually associated to people who play mobile games

Person 1: Hey want to play a mobile game?
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as

by seops December 2, 2021

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

Smogon

1) A group of competitive pokemon players that are too stupid to realize that a battle that is almost entirely luck-based can never be even remotely considered competitive.

2) The aforementioned group's corresponding website that is infamous for having the worst moderators and staff on the internet. The most elitist, childish, sad and pathetic group of people you'll ever have the misfortune of coming across...just what you'd expect from adult pokemon fans.

3) an adjective for terrible forum moderators.

I just beat a smogon member because i got 3 critical hits in a row. I'm so good at pokemon!

I went to Smogon and they permanently banned me for saying that I didn't like Harry Potter.

God, this moderator must be like 10 years old! I've never met anyone so childish and petty! He totally smogon'ed me!

by The Middle Road March 22, 2010