Smick

A northern Irish lad who dresses in tracksuits and Nike air max trainers which is usually his everyday attire.

Seen a lad in Belfast wearing his north face tracksuit and his Nike Air Max 95s. He was a pure smick.

by Jordy boy January 24, 2023

sminking

The act of drinking and smoking.

derived from the root smink

Announcement at a college concert to audience:

By order of the Fire Marshal, there will be no sminking

by Mr. Bo June 29, 2009

shirkaholic

Has the opposite meaning to workaholic; someone who habitually works.

A shirkaholic may intentionally or unintentionally never get round to doing any work, filling their day with chit chats, coffee breaks and possibly, internet based distractions

Cedric was a complete shirkaholic, he came in to work at 9:30am then had coffee for half an hour with some cereal. At 10am he would greet his coworkers and then rearrange his desk. He had lunch at midday untill one. Since he didn't smoke, Cedric then checked his emails and replied as nessecary. 3pm brought with it another coffee break and then another tour of the office. He would always go home at 4:30pm to collect a friends' child from after school activites.

by lord vandenburg April 13, 2010

Sirkoling

when the girl gets on her hands and knees fully naked and the man puts his mouth up to her ass-hole and the the girl opens her mouth as the man proceeds to try and scream through her gape.

Person 1: whats wrong with your neighbors I hear screams.
Person 2: Don't mind them they are just fans of Sirkoling

by your psuedonym November 7, 2014

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

smirkle

1.To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
2.To commit theft.
3.To move, carry, or place surreptitiously.
4.To take or cut a place in line
5.Joked or pranked on...most likely includes saran wrap, toliet paper and shaving cream (sensitive skin hopefully)

Derick and Richard smirkled Veronica's car with saran wrap, toliet paper, and shaving cream.

by Derick Gosch November 5, 2006

Smir

Noun: The cross between a smile and a smirk; an outward expression of warm and fuzzy contentment; the human equivalent of feeling Smurfy.

Verb: To smile while almost laughing, but still laughing on the inside; to feel warm and fuzzy as if you had drunk a Macchiato while while reading a Christmas card from your best friend; The act of smiring

Adjective: To describe something as having smirish qualities; to be in a state of smiritude; smirishness

1) After receiving a present of paperclips which had been blessed by the Dali Lama she did not know if she should laugh or cry, so she simply smired
2) The warm and happy glow of his contentment was clearly evident from the smir on his face

by Jecko Montoya January 1, 2009