stumpf

latin word derieved from stump.

dumb ass lying sack of shit who likes to get it on with man whores.
she tends to carry around a big wang dang in her huge purse.

person 1:did you see stumpf yet?
person 2:no but i heard shes carrying around her wang dang again.
person 3:DAMN IT MUST BE HUGE,DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HER PURSE?

by vickkk March 19, 2009

slump

Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.

I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...

by mishee August 13, 2011

Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.

Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."

by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010

Slump

A sex position where the penis is inserted through the nostril.

Hey Becky why don't you come over to my place so I can give you some Slump.

by My Apple ringo April 5, 2017

Slumped

The evolution of Screw music....NOT Screwed and Chopped, it's Slumped and Dumped. Triple chops, Cuadrouple chops, fifth chops, echo out, speaker to speaker....Slumped Out!

That Twista song was Slumped and Dumped tight than a b*tch!

by PayDay aka Bubba Slump July 22, 2003

Slump

a slump is some one who is bigger than normal and ugly

Shut up you Slump!!!

by Panda1993 August 18, 2012

Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

by alex parkman February 8, 2005