Slippery Tiernan

When you "accidentally" slip an object (usually a laser gun) between somebodies two butt cheeks.

Guy- "WTF, you just gave me a slippery Tiernan!"
Other Guy- "Sorry, it was an accident."

Guy- "Hehe. I just gave you a Slippery Tiernan."
Loose Girl- "Really? I didn't even notice."

by anonymous1234246623465 October 5, 2011

Slippery Spence

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.

"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)

by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009

as slippery as a butcher's prick

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery

drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

by duckman_fromnga May 30, 2006

slippery

Slick; can be slid upon easily.

Slippery when wet.

by Jesse Maddox February 14, 2003

slippery eel

A limp penis that has been stroked to the point of ejaculation causing the semen to ooze out and become a lubricant for the final strokes of masturbation.

After he forgot to take his Viagra, and his date went home disappointed, the old man rubbed his flaccid dick and settled for a slippery eel.

by bliponthescreen February 23, 2011

Slippery

To get so drunk that you cant even see anymore,
you become so blind that you dont know where you are going and look like you are slipping on a slick surface.

dude last night i got so slippery that i fell and everyone was laughing at me.

by Logan Judd March 18, 2007

slippery hot taco

A complimentary name for a womens vagina.

also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.

Sanchez:"the aroma coming from your slippery hot taco is quite breathtaking"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"

by G Cody December 26, 2006