Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 18, 2018

Chore slave

A child that is forced to do chores and tasks that should normally be done by a good parent.

My mom dont do shit, she has chore slaves to wait on her.

by Petey2020 October 30, 2020

cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005

Slaves of Zen

Richmond, Virginia rock band with Buddha on the Braina, goes hand in hand with zen and the contemplation of Moo.
When you are ready, all things will come to pass. Buy the new CD. Your money is truly of no value to you.

Q: Hey Javier, do you like cheese?

A: Fuck your cheese, nigga!

correct A: Cheese is like a beanstalk, isnt it.

by CowboyFromZen October 4, 2004

Tax Slave

Any persons that has to abide by any TAX law which forces them to cover the debts of higher societal ruling class.

You are a TAX Slave and the world is a TAX FARM .

by Lou Minati Loves You. January 12, 2017