slap leather

To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.

"Don't ever slap leather with Clint Eastwood."

by sublimeade October 20, 2008

Covid Slap

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.

Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 16, 2014

slap the straw

this is analogous to "hitting the hay", meaning to sleep.

Boy: I'm gonna go to my bedroom to slap the straw.
Mother: Alright, have fun.

by Slappin' my straw. January 25, 2011

HK slap

On HK guns the charging handle can be locked up in a little notch. When you "slap" the handle back down it loads a bullet in the chamber. Hence the term HK slap.

When you HK slap a wal-mart airsoft mp5... the handle will break off.

by The Fig Newton Monster March 2, 2008

thrapston slap

slapping an inbred female from or in thrapston with your penis on the forehead

man, i gave that bird a right thrapston slap yesterday

by rhyseyg August 16, 2010