swtaf

SWTAF: So what the actual fuck

usually used in texting "lingo"

Him: SWTAF WAS THAT!!
her: what? i didnt know it was gunna catch on fire like that...

by rabbrabbit September 12, 2017

Stafford

When a girl is giving a guy head under the covers. The guy farts and holds her under there. A dutch oven, with a twist.

Last night I was giving him oral when he yelled STAFFORD....I didn't know what I was in for.

by la verga October 31, 2011

Staffored

Getting staffed by a man, usually one of the homosexual connotation.

Stafford really staffored me last night!!!

Bro, I got staffored so hard last week!

by Cockmeateor October 20, 2011

Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

Dr. Rod Staff Member

Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.

Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.

by Cramaconda December 10, 2006

De Stafford

De stafford is a shit hole but the best shit hole you will ever see because we are United as a school and some of us may be chavs but even so we are proud to go to this amazing shit hole!

"They are a bunch of chavs - they must come from de stafford"

by I go to de stafford bitch! April 22, 2018

Stafford Grammar School

SGS in Stafford has acc been taken over by the Middle East I swear to god deadest school there is such posh twats all of them

Stafford Grammar school is full of briefcase wankers

by Jj91gangsta9 December 17, 2018