simisimi

simisimi is an apple app. it helps u when u r lonely. it nos so much. u can even have sex with it, sing with it, or just have a convo. i love it get it on the app store

Me: she was coverded in leather and gold
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn

Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars

by defintionmaster November 19, 2012

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

Similimug

A face that resembles other faces. A common face. (Derog: generic face.) A 'you look familiar' face. A 'have I seen you somewhere before?' face. Derived (probably) from similitude.

Megan: 'Have we met before?'

Stranger in bar: 'No, I have a similimug.'

Megan: 'That figures.'

by Bleypunkt April 28, 2009

Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses

Simieon inside of you

by Simieon October 18, 2016

simitrio

Simitrio likes boys.

Simitrio likes boys.

by Slothsarecute September 9, 2020

simmi

Someone who can't take a Joke.

I was f$@#ing Joking! Stop being such a Simmi!

by Chetsk December 28, 2007

exactly similar

When two things are somewhere between exactly the same and somewhat similar.

Damn I think we paid them twice by mistake.. look these two amounts are exactly similar!

Those twins look exactly similar

by hellznrg February 25, 2011