Shwalrus

A she walrus. A woman who is morbidly obese and can not do much but lay there like a beached whale.

Leonard look at that shwalrus sitting over there! She's probably eaten nine times today, just seeing her ruined my day, like putting ketchup on a filet mignon. The fat rolls are cottage cheese cascading like a waterfall over everything. I bet her cronge smells like soured rotten infection.

by SimonClint November 10, 2018

Shwack

A word used by students at Wyoming Area School District to refer to hitting a vape, whether it be a juul, Breeze, dab cart or any other variation of small electronic smoking device. Although its use is popular among feinds in this school, many try to reject the fact that they use the term.

Student 1: Yo you got a shwack dude?

Student 2:yea bro i gotchu.

Student 3:yo can i get a shwack too.

Student 4: Yo cmon bro let me get a shwack too.

Student 2: wtf.

by Maximus Dongus January 7, 2019

Shwale

A swale is similar to a shot of alcohol, but instead of swallowing immediately you swish it around in your mouth like mouthwash prior to swallowing.

I dare you to shwale this John Daniels.

by Jenkens Withermeyer April 30, 2019

Shwank

A Shwank is a shit and a wank (masturbation) at the same time.

Alright lads i’m off for a Shwank.

by king wee wee June 13, 2019

Shwank

Having a shit and wanking at the same time 😂

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:
Kieran: right imma go and have a shwank

by Kieran Redford September 17, 2019

Shwack

A word used to express an immense weird or extreme oddity. Could also be used as an insult to the people of low intelligence.

"Woah, that was pretty shwack"

"Oh , the new kid Joe? Yeah hes pretty shwack

by Dank_DOOD69 December 10, 2019

Shwack

Slang for Vape

"Yo, you wanna shwack in the bathroom after class?"

"Hey, what kind of shwack do you have? "

by Hypour February 8, 2020