five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

stuffin

An act of putting your nuts in somebodys ass while you have sex with them. In homosexual intercourse it would be having your full penis and nuts inside the anal cavity.

Ex 1 - Mark was "stuffin" adam last night behind the muffler shop

Ex 2 - Glen was stuffin his women last night

by el.harp March 9, 2007

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

stuffing the cat

Another expression used for sex. The cat resembles the vagina, or pussy, and stuffing it means the dick going in and out of it.

Last night I was stuffing the cat with Laquisha ;)

by RoygbivbronyA02 April 2, 2016

Scandinavian Shuffleboard

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

by Braxxin May 2, 2011

Gilyard Shuffle

The most effective way to move the least amount of distance while exerting the maximum amount of effort.

Jim: you okay dude?

Tom: Yeah bro, I just did legs so ill have to Gilyard shuffle back to my car.
Jim: But your house is right next door?
Tom: so? Fuck logic. Valley Forge Hooah.

by swagtastic69yolo September 15, 2013