Shelley Regner

The cuddliest southern-belle with dance moves that could rival Beyonce. Has literally been there the whole time as Ashley Jones in the Pitch Perfect movie franchise. Likes her coffee black, but is a sucker for a splash of hazelnut creamer. She is the best bear-hugger in the entire universe and will choose dogs over people any day.

I can recall that the best hug I ever received was from Shelley Regner.

by ShelleyBeans July 10, 2018

Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.

“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”

by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020

pulse shell

A large cigar shaped plasma shell, fired from the tank, can be shot down and can travel 2000m.

Jump puls etteeem noobs o i am l33t

by Stinky1 December 30, 2003

Tardle Shell

The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.

You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.

The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.

Did you see that fat chick crossing the street? She had on a tardle shell!

by AbbeyRoade June 26, 2009

Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

by cvcoleman September 14, 2010

Chocolate Shell

This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.

While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.

by EllisHobbs September 26, 2010

Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011