shofty

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009

Shamfuckery

A term used to describe something that is unbelievable and improbable but still occurs and usually has a negative meaning behind it; absolute bullshit

Did you see Graham steal those handles from the party? That was absolute shamfuckery

Some shamfuckery happened after the cops thew us out of the concert.

by everest76 January 17, 2014

Shomi and Relax

When you don't have enough money to Netflix and Chill, you use Shomi instead.
Very similar to Plex and Sex

Person A: "Hey want to Netflix and Chill?"
Person B: "I don't have Netlifx, but we can Shomi and Relax"

by K-TownSlang April 8, 2016

Shoma

Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.

Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.

Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*

by canadianfanboi June 2, 2019

Shof

A gay retard mainly playing tf2 and hanging out in Kingdom Lenny Land

shof is gay

by notweenie March 9, 2019

shom

cocaine, coke, snow, blow, Peruvian marching powder, skeet ulrich, blowcanus, rails, darts, etc.

I'll throw down. Let's write our names out in shom.

by Eerats October 2, 2007

shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004