Showty

Shawty, shorty, or shortie is an American slang used as a term of endearment for an attractive woman or a girlfriend, that was particularly popular in hip hop from the 2000s.

"whats up showty"
"you my shortyyy"

by itschill September 28, 2020

Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums

My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?

by John..... August 23, 2006

shotty

A term widely used in Natural Selection to refer to the shotgun.

PoopskilletPappy - hey com shotty plz
187Commandar - suck my dick

by D-san September 6, 2003

Shifty

To be of machiavellian character.
To bullshit people
To behave in a sneaky manner

I wouldn't trust him to work at your company Dave, he is very shifty

by Mike Harris September 7, 2003

shorty

Another name for a snipe -- that is -- a cigarrette that's been extinguished in an ashtray (or by other means) that's still long enough to be smokeable. You can also harvest the tobacco out of shorties, put the tobacco in a plastic baggie, and use it to make a rollie (two shorties should yield sufficient tobacco to make one rollie).

{Homeless guy}: Hey Stan! Check that sand urn in front of the municipal building; I hear that a lot more than just a single shorty can be gotten there -- in fact, a lot of snipes should be in there after lunchtime!!!

by Telephony August 27, 2012

softyhardy

When a man doesnt quite have a full erection, but is in the middle between soft and hard.

"I didnt want to stand up in class cause i had a softyhardy."

by anthony calloway February 14, 2008

shooty doots

A sudden expression of surprise, shock , or sheer frustration.

This phrase is typically used by grandmothers and vietnam vets .

Gas is 10 cents more expensive here ?! Shooty doots !

Or, "Shooty doots! Charlie bout broke through the wire! "

Or, " Earl got his first man boner in over a decade last night, shooty doots my old vigina is sore !"

by john stone22 July 27, 2010