Shin-Slapper

Instead of a knee-slapper, a shin-slapper is a joke that is not funny

"what do you get when you cross a potato and a farmer? A potato farmer!"

"dude, that joke was a complete shin-slapper"

by daweirdo9 April 22, 2009

Pig Slapped

When a pig's tongue is taken out of its mouth and slapped across the face of another person.

I pig slapped tobeh lastnight after he had sex with my girlfriend.

by Toby_Rawer February 15, 2010

Kufi Slapper

The act of slapping Kufis off of peoples heads. Made famous by rapper Jim Jones

Jim Jones kufi slapped the man

by TEAMEcKo September 3, 2004

Fishy Slapper

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 13, 2008

Trump slapped

The act of being slapped in the face with a micro penis.

By Mikes bragging of his penis size Jessica thought she was going to get lucky, but instead she got Trump slapped.

by Larry Teach August 24, 2017

cock eyed rice slapper

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

by seaner terdil October 23, 2009