Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

Shizerz

When your using the word "shit" and not try to swear at the same time.

1: Yes! I won at uno!
2: Shizerz, I lost.

by AkotoLmao June 24, 2020

Shizertown

A place where you want to have sexual intercourse with someone

"Damn I took that bitch to Shizertown!"

by Ad vin cula October 15, 2021

shizora

A uniform dark color, on which are placed, randomly, much lighter spots or sumbols, ultimately resembling a starry sky.
From the japanese word for starry sky: hoshizora

The shizoral night sky.

by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006

shiteroonie

an expleteive when something frustrating happens.

1. Well, shiteroonie, I left my cigarettes at the whorehouse!

by Voodoo Guru August 17, 2007

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010