free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.

The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.

by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018

drive-by shitting

Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.

Billy: "Whoa, did John's dog shit on his front door?"
Joe: "Nah, it was a drive-by shitting. Dave finally got his revenge for that prank John pulled last week."

by Rakshasa 23 December 15, 2008

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021

shitting bricks

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something

i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks

by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

Shitting On Niggas

An expression used to brandish one's superiority. Most commonly used by young black men.

Rayquan: Nigga you whack!
Jamaal: Nigga you just jealous because I be shitting on niggas!

by Middlebury1 November 30, 2010

are you shitting on my pancakes

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

by ghetto mama April 19, 2005