hak-shing

A bully who wimps out when the object of their bullying fights back. A coward.

Little Johnny's parents told him to stand up for himself and fight back when he told his parents about how he was bulled at school by Bill. The next day his parents asked Johnny how it went. With his head held high Johnny replied, "It went great. Bill hak-shinged and started crying."

by JohnVisser January 10, 2010

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Foyo Shing

Name for a god like person. Can refer to anyone who is at god tier

Man that dude a foyo shing! He the best at everything!

by Real G 123 October 25, 2020

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection

Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again

by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022

Shang Sheng Shing Shong Shung

imagine ur fucking ur mum and den ur auntie pops into ur head and u realize how incest it feels to fuck ur auntie so u challenge her to a 1v1 duel in competitive overwatch and u absolutely destroy her with a kamehaha and den proceed to oblierate her ass.

LOL did you mother get shang sheng shing shong shunged???

by 6foot5 November 1, 2022