Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")
by Hector Projector April 7, 2003
Get the Top Shelfmug. 1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.
2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.
2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.
1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!
2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.
2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.
by dracula July 2, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019
Get the Top shelfmug. "omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"
by Linda85 September 15, 2021
Get the shelf stackermug. A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.
"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."
by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020
Get the Shelf Monkeymug. Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"
Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"
EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"
EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."
Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"
Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"
EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"
EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."
Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008
Get the shelf-ridemug. When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.
by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019
Get the Franzia on shelfmug.