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Shat the Diff

A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been
i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!
by davethejag February 5, 2009
mugGet the Shat the Diffmug.

shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle
by sytelus July 30, 2010
mugGet the shat on a turtlemug.

SHAT THE BED

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.
TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.
by WONDERBREAD AKA WHITE CHOCOLAT September 26, 2008
mugGet the SHAT THE BEDmug.

Butt shat

It is when you shit in your pants/ or a insult meaning they eat shit off people's butt
Oh no! I just butt shat/get away you butt shat
by Nigger buttshit February 3, 2020
mugGet the Butt shatmug.

shat spackling

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.
Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?
by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010
mugGet the shat spacklingmug.

Shat Nasty

Hey Bill, I'm going to take a Shat Nasty!
by bullfrog_jwa December 11, 2012
mugGet the Shat Nastymug.

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass
Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.
by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021
mugGet the Shatting yourselfmug.

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