shalafi

A faggot on soulseek/slsk who thinks he's the greatest thing ever to step on the soil of the planet earth. Usually found in random metal channels saying "I AM THE ALMIGHTY SHALAFI, THEREFORE I MAY TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!" or some other mindless bullshit that makes one feel their IQ is dropping. He always talks about gay bands and makes himself out to be great. Must be an aol chat geek who found there way on such a great place. Most people hate him and ignore him. Some people such as myself do not because it's funny to watch his bullshit. His soulseek id is: SHALAFi-WiLL-GET-YOU go ahead and piss him off. It's fun :)

also being called a shalafi means your intelligence is equal to a jar of mustard!

Shalafi: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD SHALAFI BOW DOWN TO MY KNEES
Loser: why do you type in caps
Loser2: yeah caps is for morons
Shalafi: BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL
Shalafi: NOW YOU MUST BOW DOWN
*Shadow0fDeath laughs at the cumshitter


hey d00d u r a shalafi!!111 lolzorZ!!!11111111

by Shadow0fDeath July 6, 2004

Shahlaa

Shahlaa is a hot, usually short, girl with long awesome hair. Her breasts are massive like her attitude and all the boys are head over heels for her

Wow I wish I had someone like Shahlaa!!!

by Blackbunny October 18, 2018

Shaplank

1: Shaplank is a man/woman that changes her form from time to time who is in jail and made up the shaplank dance. Shaplank often escapes jail.

2: Shaplank is an urban dance where you have to jump in the air and in mid jump go into a plank formation and fall on the ground.

1: Woohoo Shaplank escaped jail!

2: Dude, I dare you to shaplank on that cop car.

by Shaplank Foundation July 7, 2015

shaclack

a lock or guarantee

"We will win the game. It's shaclack."

by C&E November 5, 2003

shablaah

shablaah is a term used for a rapid blow to the face or what is commonly known as a cock slap.

jer shablaahed jake ubes last saturday while picking pumpkins in drag.

by jake ubes October 9, 2005

shablaow

Used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex.

When she walked past me on the subway, i looked over to Mark and said "shablaow"

by Mohaque February 24, 2008

Shalacia

Shalacia is a beautiful lady with a kind heart. She can also be stubborn, selfish and a cheater. They are said to be heart breakers. Shalacia's usually are fighters and born up north and moved down south and fall in love easy. They are also liars and tend to lie about relationships.

Shalacia be acting like she keep it A1.

by Bigdickbandit July 19, 2012