4 definitions by Bigdickbandit

instrument

The virile member of a male human being. See also: BVP.

Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.

by Bigdickbandit March 25, 2008

Shalacia

Shalacia is a beautiful lady with a kind heart. She can also be stubborn, selfish and a cheater. They are said to be heart breakers. Shalacia's usually are fighters and born up north and moved down south and fall in love easy. They are also liars and tend to lie about relationships.

Shalacia be acting like she keep it A1.

by Bigdickbandit July 17, 2012

dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

by Bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

BVP

BVP is the acronym designating a Big Veiny Penis.

I won't fuck a guy who doesn't have a BVP, it just isn't worth my time.

by Bigdickbandit November 2, 2007