Shabonkers

When something is more than bonkers.

that's pretty shabonkers.

by coopwashere February 1, 2023

samonah

Samonah is the most beautiful woman alone. A Devine feminine worth worship. No one compares to Samonah

Look at Samonah isn’t she beautiful

Her name is Samonah. Pretty huh

by Coolcatmommy June 23, 2023

Shakano-Shamano

Shakano-Shamano is the art in which one portrays a weird individual who makes absolutely no sense at all. The Shakano belief is that when you are in any serious, sad or funny scenario in life, reply with the response, "Shakano-Shamano." It is not intended to make any sense at all, which is the beauty of the Shakano.

Friend: Yo bro.. Why did you have sex with my girl friend? I'm going to beat you up!
You: .....Shakano-Shamano

Parent: *Yelling at children* You are in serious trouble... What do you have to say for yourself?!?
Child: SHAKANO-SHAMANO

Boyfriend: "Baby, I love you! Will you marry me?"
Girlfriend: SHAKANO-SHAMANO BITCH!

by The real monkey man February 13, 2018

couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.

Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.

by Accedendum June 4, 2018

Cum Shaman

A man who is able to make shapes and geometrical drawings on a girls body using his semen (Preferably while still in the process of ejaculation)

that bitch just made a fucking rectangular prism on my girls ass, that fucking cum shaman

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx May 15, 2022

Shamone

A word to hurry someone up

"Shamone! Keep it moving"

by G August 20, 2003

Shaman

A derogatory term for just being insane amounts of bad at anything you try to achieve. The term was generated from a class in World of Warcraft that destroys players possibility to be 'good' and makes them into terribads at no matter what they try to play in the future.

1) Stop acting like a Shaman.
2) Stop playing like a Shaman.
3) Shaman.
4) You fail so hard you're now an honorary Shaman.

by Arthas Menethil April 22, 2009