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sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.
Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus
by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010
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Premature Sending

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects
person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*
by Bozzzy May 21, 2009
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Send

In the Birmingham grime world sending for someone is when you create a diss track against someone. After creating this they should reply with one back.
Wow that girl, she thinks she's so hard trying to send for me but she's going to regret it when you see my reply
by Gtheobald October 20, 2016
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sendover

Something that sends you over the edge towards whitey (being sick) while stoned. Something strange that would make you freak or spin out. Mainly Used around the Worcestershire area of England.
stoner one: Hey look, those two dogs are fucking on your front lawn!

Stoner two:SENDOVER!
by Tarry July 7, 2008
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send or sip

The ultimate millennial drinking game. You sit in a circle and pass your phone to the person to your right. The person with your phone types a text to a person of their choice and you go around. If you agree to send you continue, and if you don't you sip your drink. With every round you pass to the right until it gets back to you. Originated at WashU in STL
Last night we played send or sip and Julie and her crush are awkward now!
by jenny20 January 24, 2014
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In the week from April 20-26 the homies have to send AT LEAST ONE dick pic to each other.
Friend 1: *sends friend 2 a dick pic*
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man?
Friend 1: “it’s national send a dick pic to the homies week man.”
Friend 2: “oh, my bad.” *sends a dick pic back*
by willy1646 April 23, 2020
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National Send Nudes Day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
by NationalDays May 28, 2018
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