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Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008
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Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes
Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...
by Ziyon October 16, 2008
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Semibisexual

An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic
Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.
by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021
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semi-pro ho

Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.
She's all about the cat 3 racers. What a semi-pro ho.
by J_F June 2, 2007
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Semi-vegetarian

Someone who tends to eschew animal flesh, especially consumption of red or fatty meats, but still will occasionally eat meat, unlike a vegetarian.
Whereas a vegan may confine his diet to fruits and vegetables, a semi-vegetarian might eat fish weekly; eggs, honey, and dairy products frequently; and beef, lamb, or chicken an average of two days each month.
by LAlawMedMBA November 27, 2014
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sedricka

A person, who sees everything and knows everything that's going on but doesn't say a word. She's not a loner, is shy and doesn't choose to be in the mix of things.

A person nobody pays attention to, and fades into the background, but is really genuine and interesting if you take the time to get to know her.

She's one of the most amazing people you will ever meet and you will never, not even if you try, forget.
Sedricka can be spelled in many ways but one of a kind.
by JanuaryNovember January 12, 2017
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semaria

usually a brown skinned beautiful girl. She is very funny has a lot of humor and very trustful friend. Semaria would be a good girlfriend. she’s supportive and good at keeping secrets. she would make your life so much better and more exciting and is not afraid to speak her mind. she can be very sarcastic.
Friend #1: Damn that girl is super funny
Friend #2: She must be a semaria
by cocoloxs1256 May 18, 2018
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