Selective Racism

The act of discriminating against selected idividuals of a certain race. To be specific, those who do not assimilate with their surrounding culture.

John: Look at Charlie Chan driving like an chink in his brand new Benz. I'll bet he's going to Parker Place

Dick: Fuck I want to bomb that place. It's just that I'm a believer in Selective Racism and might kill some cool foreign people!

by NOT A REAL RACIST May 11, 2011

selecta

Simply another word for a DJ. Often used in electronic music, but sometimes used for rap and anything else involving live concerts and vinyls.

"Wind it up selecta!"

by nyiddle March 17, 2007

Bo selecta

Pandering, unfunny television show that appeals to borderline retarded tossbags who shouldn't be allowed to own a television or use metal cutlery. Created by Leigh Francis, The sketches involve him parodying celebrities by donning a rubber mask and putting on a silly voice...and that's it. Oh wait a minute he also makes quite few reference to the female genitalia during said sketches as well. The whole doing ludicrous impressions of celebrities thing was done by Reeves and Mortimer some ten years previous to when this shit show came out and they were much funnier and inventive. One famous impression is of Michael Jackson who talks in street lingo for some reason. The point of this sketch seems to be being black, talking in a certain way and saying the word motherf***** a lot is in some way funny in itself. The show's most famous character is Avid Merrion who is a vaguely foreign character who wears a neckbrace and is a celebrity stalker. This character was created so that Francis could have an excuse to grab the arses of the various female celebrities who appear on his show. Various no hoper celebritys who have taken part in the shows' mock interviews include that dipshit from the band Busted, Patsy Kensit, and various others I can't be bothered to name. Slightly slow witted people will have you believe that their particiption in the show is somehow subversive in some way. It's not it's schmoozing bullshit of the highest order. It's fans usually pretend to like it because they want to be part of the herd and can't think for themselves, never quite knowing the why they like it other than the fact their "friends" like it too. When professing your hatred for the show they look confused. When asked to justify their love for it they usually look at their shoes, shuffle awkwardly and mutter "well the first season was funny..."

Idiot:"I like Bo selecta and also laugh at films such as scary movie and Meet the Spartans. Richard Blackwood rulez lol"

Comedy: (dies)

by Idespair April 5, 2009

Bo'Selecta

It dont really mean anything, its just a word...
It can be bad...
It can be good...
Or it can be neither...

Oh no, I pissed bed again, BO'SELECta...

I just been toilet wi' mi gran, Bo'selECTA!!!...

I dont really care, bo'selecta...

by Zoolook May 24, 2004

bo selecta

A group of rubber masked celebrities with yorkshire accents.

Bo selecta I tell thee!

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.

Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

by DBUS :D January 8, 2010

bo selecta

Bestest prog on C4

I 'AM' petaay pan, sharmone mutha fucka, Look at my badass, ho ho ho selecta!

by robbiebo January 7, 2004