When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
by GodManBeast November 25, 2011
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Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?
by Fruit pie June 12, 2009
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Get the dicktorias secret mug.Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.
If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.
by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014
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Get the secret adfirer mug.A group of close friends that contains 6 of them! They're a fabulous and good looking group of friends. They have been through many problems, but sticked together forever.
by Paul1234 May 10, 2014
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by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011
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