Secret Clothes

The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.

My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!

by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011

Secret Hoe

A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.

Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.

by Queen Jahnae June 17, 2019

The Secret Sauce

The Act Of Finishing Inside Your Girl Before She Tells You She's On Her Period Creating "The Secret Sauce"

A Savage Guy- Ay Bruh, Emily Was On Her Period Last Night.
Friend- Damn Sorry To Hear That .
A Savage Guy- Yeah I Know Dude, When I Pulled Out After I Finished The Secret Sauce Was Everywhere!

by A Savage Guy July 6, 2016

secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.

Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?

by Fruit pie June 12, 2009

secret adfirer

when someone is secretly trying to get you fired and/or ruin your life

I've had a secret adfirer at every job I've ever had, and it's ALWAYS a woman!

by caseythewordmaker February 5, 2015

Secret sauce

When u cum and feed it to someone

Bleep bloop secret sauce

by Ihgcjyfciyfcfify December 14, 2019

Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.

Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.

by GodManBeast November 25, 2011