secret fag

A drink named after John Stamos.

man:"I'll have a John Stamos please."
bartender:"Secret Fag coming up!"

by ItBurnsWhenIPiss October 17, 2008

secret sex

Sex you don't want anybody to know about. It has to be kept on the DL because of any number of reasons: you're embarrassed (coyote ugly), you don't want your boss to know, you're a cheating bastard and you don't want to get caught, etc.

"Yo, Smiles, did you hear that Mr. Ed and Toto are having secret sex?"

"No way Ldog, that isn't happening!"

"Oh, don't worry, it is. Apparently, Mr. Ed is afraid his boss will find out. As if Quatals would give a shit!"

by Toridragon July 25, 2006

Secret Gaygent

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.

Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

by Simon Pearl May 7, 2008

secret moses

the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.

this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.

by kyle popov December 8, 2009

Secret Pooper

Someone who does not poop publicly. Basically they'll only poop inside the comfort of their own home.

There goes Iyoko to her house every day at noon.... It's because she's a secret pooper.

by prettyawesomeguywithabigdick August 27, 2013

Secret love child

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-

He is all mighty secret love child

by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021

Secret Muslim

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)

Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!

by Grae June 11, 2008