Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Scuba Muffin

When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".

1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!

*High-fives*

2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"

by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011

scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

by mathman8 November 10, 2018

Scuba Ronan

It is called a Scuba Ronan when there is an exchange within the prison system generally exchanging eggs for a sexual benefit.

Oh Daryl is over there getting a Scuba Ronan.

by Langy Tranny August 12, 2025

Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011

scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.

I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.

by 1squance February 2, 2024

Scuba

Replacing any verb or even potential noun with this word, most popular usages can include sex, a person of some silly degree food items, a fucking mess.

The delinquent who made the chicken, he did a scuba.
"Come back into the freezer and scuba"

"Your scuba will be up in 3 minutes"

by very huge car April 12, 2022