A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.
Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.
Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader
Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader
by epf117 August 19, 2012
Get the Scout Leadermug. Last night Sheryl was cub scouting and hooked up with a nineteen year old. Maybe he'll earn an oral badge.
by Pack Leader January 18, 2009
Get the cub scoutingmug. One who gets into a dispute between two people, becomes aquainted with one of the people (Person 1), recieves their view on the situation they are in, and tells the other person (Person 2) what Person 1 said. This usually results in a fight, or a huge bitch fit.
Dwayne: Yeah bro, Rob was trying to steal my girlfriend, thats why I busted his teeth in.
Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?
Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?
by Yung Walrus January 16, 2009
Get the Convo Scoutmug. by Irish Angel February 14, 2010
Get the pub scoutsmug. I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.
by daviddeath July 7, 2014
Get the Scout Poopmug. by peage March 21, 2010
Get the scout portionmug. Scout Master: Well boys, today we learn about boy scout nots. Like how "not" to tell your parents about these pictures I'm gonna be taking of you.
by magz1990nine June 5, 2021
Get the boy scout notmug.