scottish curse

unusually small penis.

Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!

by darionlar September 11, 2005

scottish cringe

The attitude of the Scots when they live in England. Once over the border, the Scots become infected with a form of virus. This virus is the Scottish Cringe. Symptoms: Severe paranoia and feelings of inadequacy and extremely low self esteem manifesting in outward displays of extreme bragging and general obnoxiousness towards the English. Root cause natural inadequacy and lack of a notable home win since 1314. Only remedy for this - do not let Scots over to the English side of the border, alternatively get them repatriates as soon as possible. Once back home in Scotland the symptoms abate to almost bearable levels.

Once relocated from Glasgow to Birmingham, Jock began to exhibit all the symptoms of the "Scottish Cringe". He became ruder and more racist about the English, displaying feelings of intense inferiority and desperately defensive when faced with English achievements: expressing views that would seem to indicate he hoped that England would sink beneath the waves and certainly NOT rule them.

by Drake's Drum July 7, 2014

Going Scottish

Not wearing underwear under a skirt, dress or more commonly a kilt not to be confused with going comando

Mary:aaaaah is there a breeze
Steve: omg mary your Going Scottish

by fullmetal pharoh December 19, 2009

scottish pint

A beer filtered down the ass crack and collected in a pint glass for immediate consumption.

That scottish pint was chalk full of nutrients and dingleberries.

by short round June 26, 2008

the scottish steamer

1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum

garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.

by gary andy masty July 16, 2010

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

by idgafosoae December 11, 2016

Scottish fold

when you have too much foreskin and it folds over

hey i need a circumcision i m beginning to get a Scottish fold

by gas y August 10, 2018