slappynuts

An extremely bastarsdous or cowarldy person

That friggen slappynuts pinched the bag

by Krazy Kate August 27, 2006

scalpy

When a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.

"I thought it would suck to be bald, Carl, but my loving wife loves it when I smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol' rapid scalpy."

by inventor of the scalpy March 13, 2008

the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.

Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.

by Nillina and Manlord lol December 5, 2009

snappy

A term of endaerment for ones loved one.

Oi geezer...Snappy's on the phone for you!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

Shappy

Sad and happy, the feeling of a sad happiness.

The song Never Stop makes me Shappy.

by ShappyJerry September 16, 2014

happy sappy

Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.

Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.

by Fidgit January 28, 2009

Happy-slappy

It's the sound that a man's balls make when he's fucking her from behind.

Will pulled a happy-slappy on Lainey.

by James Lambert December 15, 2008