sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

Sandpurse

The dry, arid wasteland known as post-menopausal vagina.

Guy 1: I would never touch your mom's sandpurse.

Guy 2: Really? I already have.

Guy 1: That's nasty.

by Leroy Shagnasty March 20, 2010

Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

Sandi Brenda

Butt sex on the beach

Dude, Pode totally gave her a sandi brenda on Friday.

by Piggons May 16, 2011

sandi brenda

The act of giving one butt sex on the beach. Giving someone a sandy butt, or brenda, through anal sex.

Dude, Pode totally gave her a sandi brenda on friday.

by Piggons May 17, 2011

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

saudip

(adj)A fucking badass. One that is hot as hell, and completely irresistible. He/She maybe really energetic.

"Yo dude that guy over there is such a saudip, i wish i was him."

by Dat L January 22, 2017