penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

the legendary samurai

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

by Chocothunder November 5, 2017

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - ClowN

Have you heard of that Noob called AsM Samurai?

by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018

Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

Samurai Up

Take on challenges without hesitation or fear of failure. Put forth superior effort where necessary to achieve more than you thought previously possible. Be a bad-ass, take no prisoners, and crush it all day

I was told it wasn't possible but the only thing buzzing through my heads were two simple words...samurai up.

by Curdlerz December 6, 2016