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Buffalo Sabres

NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).

Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!
"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"

"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"
by Dr0pkickFinney May 24, 2008
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Sabre

n. A cutting sword used in fencing by a sabreur.

OLD: A cutting sword used by a cavalryman.
"Did you see Chris' sword?"

"Yeah, I think it was a Sabre"
by SwUF14 May 18, 2014
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sabre tooth

An woman who is angry and vicious, who is known for occassional outbursts of rage. Scary. On occassion one fears for their life.
Frank: I went to this break up support group, and it seemed like I was in a sabre tooth watering hole. Totally scary to think of waking up every morning with one them.

Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....
by mlhiss March 28, 2008
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sabre!

Homosexual wanker, with the IQ of his microscopic penis
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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Sabres

A second tier NHL team in a 9th tier US city; also known as a team that has been in the league longer than any other team (other then the Original Six and St. Louis) without winning the Stanley Cup even once.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, my Sabres are doing awesome this year!
Person 2: Sure, remember when they choked in 1999?
Person 1: That was No Goal!

Example 2:
Tampa Bay has exactly one more Stanley Cup than Buffalo.
by CJ DUB May 24, 2008
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sacreen

When your zoning out and thinking about life.
The gentle snow fall made me want to sacreen.
by Sara May 13, 2005
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sabrefy

(v.) What the cool kids do around playoff time. Includes growing of beards, wearing unwashed clothes, altering hairstyles, changing names of references, changing voice mails, and other necessarily sacrificial acts showing that one is fully in support of his/her favorite hockey team (and probably the only sports team in the world that matters).
Dude(tte), you gotta sabrefy that shit or noone'll talk to you no more.
by Hockey Gods April 12, 2007
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