CEO of simp-nation

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu

Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

SIMP

Suckas
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy

An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.

Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells

Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”

Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”

by w0nders November 14, 2019

Simp

People, who can also be known as 'Yogev', that put girls high on their priority for no reason. They treat girls too good, while they don't receive that treatment back.

Yogev was simping hard for R.
Yogev is a simp for R.

by Romi Kl. April 5, 2020

Simp

A simpleton putting his all to being a hopeless romantic. He acts like a chivalrous white knight. He protects and likely gives EXTREME donations to his woman. He thinks that he is in a relationship with her but he is submissive and played by the woman. He cannot give opposing opinions that crush her values and is always an attentive yes man at that. The nice guy who would do anything for her happiness.

I simp for Pokimane. *donates $100 to get attention
You ogle at that Tiktok girl dancing for hours. Can you stop simping for her?!
He does all the housework for her. What a simp.

by Thats the word! June 21, 2020

Simp Holocaust

A simp holocaust is when people round up simps and put them on trains to send them to Simpitration Camps. They are then moved into the camp to begin sorting, and they are moved towards one of the many gas chambers that the camp has to offer for the Simps. They are then gassed and thrown into Mass Graves labeled with"Caution, Simps".

Woah dude did you hear about the Simp Holocaust that's going on?

Let's commit a Simp Holocaust!

Hitler would be proud at this Simp Holocaust man.

by Arcaelus May 13, 2020

Simp Nation

A nation of super simps that have been put together because of their crimes towards the boys. Being a part of Simp Nation means you have been banished from the boys because of your extreme simping

OMG LOOK (INSERT NAME) FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO SIMP NATION. HES BEEN SIMPING FOR LIKE A YEAR!

I HEARD HE EVEN TALKS TO THE BOYS’ GIRLS!!

by Northside Nate August 9, 2020

e-simp

A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.

Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.

Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.

Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.

by TotalAccess October 31, 2018