memory spasm

The twitching reaction one gets when a person, place, or thing triggers an embarrassing flashback.

When I try to look for a baby pic for a TBT in my family's photo albums, I get so many fucking memory spasms.

by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch June 8, 2015

Eye Spasmitizim

If you can move your eyes back and forth at very high speed.

My friend jaxson can do an Eye Spasmitizim!

by Jackxson October 14, 2019

Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.

Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!

by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

The reverse Italian meatball spasm

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.

Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!

by ballhair69 January 28, 2021

spastic gangbang

Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine

the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang

by myk January 28, 2005

spasmotoid

A person of below average intelligence and a ripe odour of oil.

Phil:Yo, Chesney, what's that smell?
Chesney:Duhhhhh I Dunno
Phil: You're such a spasmotoid Chesney

by Chesney Hawkes July 21, 2003