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Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.
by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021
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Sofa

The commie term for an American couch
Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
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Sofa Head

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 1, 2021
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Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)
He's SOFA!
by hather88 January 13, 2023
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sofa alshaa

ur such a sofa alshaa
by sneakylink;) January 17, 2023
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Sofa Supporter

Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.
'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter
by Mr Owo January 19, 2023
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