sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

Sniff Shifting

Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.

farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.

"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism

by kayzerpapa March 1, 2013

double sniff

a gesture done when you and another person aware of this gesture communicate using the Double sniff method, , to point out something obvious both people noticed but don't want to say it, fearing those around might hear or notice

2 friends are in a room and a 3 person wearing a horrible outfit walks in, friend one notices and gets friend 2's attention with a double sniff, and by this, friend 2 already know's what friend one means..

by Flavius nicorici October 8, 2008

Toenailius Sniff

When my sister's friend sniffs my sisters toes.

She likes a good Toenailius Sniff. Wonder whats going on with the Goombaps and the Goomboops

by Goomba420 February 13, 2023

Party Sniff

The act of ascertaining the location of a party without knowing the exact address, using context clues such as parked cars or inebriated individuals to guide one to his/her destination.

"So Jeff, to get to Amanda's birthday shindig, just turn down Dalton Road, go down about a mile and party sniff.

by MC Red Lobsta May 24, 2011

Jamaican sniff

when a man farts in a womens ass and then plugs the asshole and then keeps it plugged for a week and then unplugs it and sniffs it

Dude i heard jeff gave emily a good jamaican sniff

by jeff the sniffer December 2, 2020

Sniff-And-Run

Someone who sneakily snatches a pair of ''your'' underware from ''your'' room and quickley runs to the shitter to violently sniff at it whilst rapidly jerkin' thy's gerkin with a pervy grin on one's face...

AKA: Sniff-And-Run

Oh, It was one lovley Christmas Eve, when I excitedly got up early to attempt to catch-out 'Santa Clause'.

Then, I heard a sound that sounded very much like a 'Reindear' eating the food we left out. but to my shocking discovery, was just just my ''Good old'' Uncle Davie, with a pair of my dirty underware to his nose with his ''COCK!!!'' In his HAND!!!!! Who then tried to run away!!!...

AKA: Sniff-And-Run

by Jack-AllieBoiz November 6, 2011