government sneeze

Dubya made a governemnt sneeze when he went to Iraq.
by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003
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bloody sneeze

a blast of air from the vaginal crevice while menstrating
bloody sneeze occurs when having sex during menstration air gets trapped in the pussy and then has slight explosion when penis is with-drawn, blowing a bloody mist out. Also could occur during exercise
by noah zimner November 01, 2007
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boner sneeze

To ejaculate, squirting semen and sperm all over yourself, a partner, or an inatimate object.
Stop honey, im about to boner sneeze all over!
by Austen the Puerto Rican September 15, 2006
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Bee sneeze

It's like "the bee's knee's" only the new cool way of saying it. It is used to describe things that are so cool that bee sneeze is the only way to describe it!
1. My xbox 360 is so cool...it's a bee sneeze !

2. True Grit was such a cool movie...it was a bee sneeze.
by yoyomasterbrad December 30, 2010
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Penal Sneeze

A penal sneeze is a person who, in general, would wish to be claimed as an accident by their birth-givers by some undefined and highly unfortunate series of events. For this reason they could not be claimed as anything other than a "penal sneeze."
Guy 1: Wow, that guy/girl is so bad at life... they annoy me so much!

Guy 2: Yeah, how does such a terrible being come to exist do you think?

Guy 1: Penal sneeze maybe.

Guy 2: Word.
by Helmet_Butter September 13, 2009
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Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.
Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
by ahar April 26, 2010
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Sneeze Holder

Someone who holds their sneezes in instead of just sneezing. This is clearly the most annoying way to sneeze.
Person 1 - "Why does that person keep holding their sneezes in?"
Person 2 - "I don't know, but that person is an annoying sneeze holder..."
by Hippy Lito May 13, 2009
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