smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

smassery

The art of being skilled at smart assery.

She has a knack with her comebacks and excels in smassery.

by ghenrywrites February 19, 2019

smashed it

when u do summet really good/cool

look at dat boy, he smashed it

by vicky March 19, 2005

Slasher

someone who writes slash (male/male pairings in fanfiction).
or more to the point, someone who ENJOYS writing slash.

that girl is a mad slasher.

by rejected but i like it that way December 3, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003