smarterchild

An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot!

BlackStreak001: yo
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what
SmarterChild: Potatoes.

by jordin C. July 3, 2006

Smashings

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.

I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Likely the most popular game for gamecube

by bitten by bugs lots July 4, 2003

small ball syndrome

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013

SMAL

An acronym for send/shoot-me-a-link.

A: Yo I just saw the funniest fail ever on YouTube
B: Really? SMAL I wanna see :P

by AntimatterKING January 26, 2011

Small Face Hundred

The older-style (pre 1996) of the USD 100 dollar bill. Compared to the small faced hundred, modern $100 notes have a significantly larger portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front. This term can also be used to express the idea of "old money."

"Small face hundreds, 94' money"
Shawty Lo - Easily I Approach

by TonySnark July 2, 2011