Scottish Person

Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world

person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.

by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

Scottish Shitter

A reference to building house plots on the game " Manor Lords " wherein a house plot tapers down slowly on one end to spoof the placement of an outhouse that is seen on every house plot thus placing the " Shitter " an unreasonable distance from the house. It is as if a man would have to tread through the highlands just to take a shit.

That's so far to walk it's practically a Scottish Shitter.

by OutermostGold October 3, 2022

Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.

Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck

by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

scottish nationalist

A bitter and twisted, usually bigoted, denizen of Scotland (a.k.a. North Albania) who still lives in the 14th Century. A Scottish Nationalist will often contend that his country has "the English jackboot" on its neck, when in reality, Scotland is a nation full of workshy freeloaders, content to pick up their giro and get wasted on Buckfast. "Jackboot on the neck"? No, more like Scottish lips welded to the English nipple, and sucking furiously.

"Shall I go to work today? No I dinnae have to. I'm a Scottish nationalist, and the bl**dy English will pay my giro"

by Grim^Reaper October 27, 2007