Telephone Scar

Cut a slice from both corners of the mouth through the cheeks to the ears. Once the cuts are stitched up, your face will look like a telephone pole.
When you encounter a drug dealer on the street, ask him if he has Kibbles-n-Bits. Before he can answer, use your shiv, a broken beer bottle or a box cutter to give him a telephone scar. By marking the drug dealer, you're sending the message that you are not one to be fucked with. Then empty out his pockets, and leave him in a dumpster for dead.
by scullie July 21, 2009
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scar macroing

A program used only for runescape macros best in its class
Scar macroing is best on color sensitive spots and is also based on scripts its get complicated.
"So bob you getting on Rs tonite no im going use scar macroing program and macro to get my pure up."
by MLG Overlord November 12, 2007
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River Battle Scars

After a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, bumps, bruises, and bite marks that you can't explain how the heck they got there.
OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.

Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
by Lucky Lackey September 08, 2010
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popcorn trick scars

The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?

chick: No. Are you crying?

perverted virgin: No.

chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 07, 2010
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Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.
"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"
by Squatchhunter April 16, 2019
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Button Scar Willy

This happens when the victim stands up after sitting around a campfire for awhile with button fly jeans. The heat in the metal of the buttons well you know........... it burns scars on your dick.
Man when we were camping last weekend joe got a button scar willy.
by Crimsonshadow66 June 06, 2009
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Scars and Stripes Forever

In 2020, a patriotic march for a wounded nation.

A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
July 4th approaching, feeling America at a moment of life-threatening disaster, he found himself whistling Scars and Stripes Forever, hoping it would not be forever, that our national fortunes would improve.
by Monkey's Dad July 01, 2020
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