Muff Spanker

(v.)

To aggressively slap a bitch's pussy when they are acting out of line.

A way to stop the bitch from complaining about bad sex.

Yeah bro, once I found out that Jeff Weaver had a mom, I gave that bitch a big muff spanking.

by Ryan Fuckass Fairy! April 15, 2005

skankerific

Terrifically skankified - see skanky

"He's skankerific with a face like a potato!"

Janet: That's not a word!
Donna: Yes it is, it was on Call My Bluff!

by TwilightSpirit September 16, 2005

skanker doodle

A whore or skank or slut that is always drunk off there ass or high:AKA drunk whore or crack whore

Shanada your a skanker doodle bitch . fuckin wit my man and shit.

by yang lang chao May 27, 2015

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

Hole Slanker

1. A plumber

The Hole slanker cleaned out my clogged drain

by Irishfather May 12, 2010

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

SkankerChief

Blowing your nose in a womans vagina or butthole.

I blew my nose in that chicks vagina/butthole, she is a skankerchief.

by Andrew M Horton II September 13, 2006