resume spamming

The act of emailing your resume to dozens of companies, regardless of your qualifications or if they are hiring. Employers tend to delete it immediately, just like you delete anonymous emails offering you free ipods and prescription pills.

me: "I was up all night resume spamming thirty companies."

him: "Why don't you apply at Taco Bell?"

me: "It hasn't been sixty days since I last applied there!"

by the-spammer October 16, 2011

keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013

door slamming

Visit your local cemetary, dig up a fresh corpse and take it to the neerest doorway. Place the fresh corpse in the doorway and ask someone to continuesly slam the door to provoque a thrusting movement as you place yourself inside the body . Do this until desired pleasure is reached.

Billy: Can you come door slamming tonight?
Bobby: Only if I get a turn.

by MW4L April 11, 2008

Shamming

A slang term referring to drinking a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds, which only has Shamrock Shakes for a month around St. Patricks day.

Dude, last night we went shamming, and it was fucking great man.

by Mcdonald love December 31, 2009

Scramming

Going out drinking when everyone else is cramming for an exam or having to work the next day.

That guy was scramming till 6am.

by turbo911 July 2, 2011

Shamming

An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.

Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?

Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Dean is a dumbass for spamming

Excessive spamming inside a chat or group

person dean is a dumbass for spamming the chat, he make my phone crash

by pantsmanguy June 16, 2018