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Tall People Rule #11

Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019
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The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.
Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.
by Goochey November 5, 2020
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The Miller rule

If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.
Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket!
Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
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Two Day Rule

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
by EagerBeaver137 October 28, 2014
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Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.
- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule
by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013
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The Tap Rule

The one prevailing law during a gangbang that creates order from disorder. After a reasonable period of time has passed, the gentleman who's "on deck" may tap the shoulder of the gentleman currently "at bat," and the latter gentleman must step aside and let the next guy have his turn.

This rule also works for drinking at a water fountain.
The Tap Rule was popularized during one particular scene (I believe it was No Holes Barred 4) where a certain anonymous man repeatedly ignored the aforementioned shoulder tap and was sternly reminded by one the men standing by to, "Respect the Tap Rule."

Rather than let the normally enjoyable experience turn to violent anarchy, the man relented and allowed the next gentleman to put his hoohoodilly in the female participant's cha-cha or whoopsidaisy, thereby preventing possible bloodshed.
by nutman December 16, 2005
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Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."
"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"
by rastyhaf March 9, 2019
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