Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

Ruben Morgan

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018

Ruben Wiki

A sickie. To take a sick day / sick leave

“Where’s Johno?”
“He’s having a Ruben Wiki”

by dunc5 May 24, 2022

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

Vermont Ruben

When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture

Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

RUBEN LAYA

A DUMB ASS BIG EAR NIGGA

YO U A RUBEN LAYA

by yeaaa bpiiio December 13, 2017

ruben and marisol

In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.

“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”

Ruben: I won’t catch feelings

Marisol: yeah right

by Pimpin.nosimpin September 30, 2020