A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
by SirCucksAlot February 05, 2018
first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.
this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.
this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.
by makimammy October 13, 2022
When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture
by Bunz69 April 02, 2022
by dunc5 May 24, 2022
In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.
“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”
Ruben: I won’t catch feelings
Marisol: yeah right
Ruben: I won’t catch feelings
Marisol: yeah right
by Pimpin.nosimpin October 01, 2020